Must Direct Response Copy be Obnoxious?
/I really want to avoid the typical arguments between the direct marketing camp and the forces of branding: I'm not really one of those 'Branding is for Cattle' direct response copywriters who goes bonkers on the branding and 'awareness' copywriters.
But some of my prospects have more of a positioning background. And are sometimes and justifiably afraid of direct response copywriting and copywriters. And of lots of sentences beginning with 'and...' And they're especially afraid of this...
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And I understand the hesitation. "No, no, no...that's not quite what I'm looking for!"
There's a place in the world for the type of direct response copywriting you see above. And I'm happy to write it and help the people with products and services sell their products and services--provided it's all legit and it's not pornographic.
Now, let's take a look at the other end of the spectrum at some 'branding copy.' I typed in 'San Jose Branding Agency' into Google and one of the results led me here. Liquid Agency Brand Marketing. Some big clients and big names. Rap stars. Etc.
To me, the site makes a major 'rookie' mistake: telling me how brilliant they are instead of telling me how they solve problems and/or provide solutions. I have to dig for the solutions--another rookie mistake. But let's take a look at some classic 'branding' copy from the site.
Olive: When it comes to music this brand rocks! Olive has become a favorite brand for music lovers and Liquid is proud to have played a role in its success.
If I supplied the above sentences to one of my clients, they would fire me. And justifiably so.
Let's take a look at some more...from the "Agency" page.
Branding is a process. Not an event. The best way to create disappointment is not to clarify expectations. That’s why we’ve developed our own process for delivering work that is not only remarkably on target, but also eliminates the kind of surprises that no one appreciates - like the ones that have to do with budget and schedules. Successful branding starts with a clear understanding of the market conditions, the competitive landscape, and the target audiences. Our research teams collect the data and extract the kind of insights that are invaluable for strategic planning.
A 10th grader could write that drivel and you'll find it on the websites of branding 'experts' all over the world.
So...dear potential client...do you want:
A. drivel that's 'safe' and sanitized and reads 'nicely'
or
B. copy that stresses benefits, uses all the direct response techniques, and strives to get the desired result?
B? Thought so.
Well you want direct response copy.
Direct response copy does NOT have to be obnoxious or in your face or replete with BOLD SUBHEADS, Johnson Boxes, Copy Doodles, bouncing pop-ups and other 'in your face' stuff. Direct response copy can be subtly presented, toned down, and designed intelligently--and STILL...
- Drive response
- Protect brand identity
- Produce a measurable ROI
- Get the reader to take the next step in the sales process
Again--our friends in the branding world don't like those three little letters: ROI.
Let's return to our branding buddies at Liquid.
The company says it played a role in the success of Olive--which I've never heard of. But if I click 'read more' to find some actual numbers. I learn all about the process and, of course, there's an AWARD...but there's NOTHING THAT DETAILS THE PRECISE ROI. Olive spent XXXXX and got XXXX for its investment...where is that?
Take a look at this branding boulderdash.
Now--let's take a look at the website of a direct response agency: Creative Direct Marketing Group.
First--the headline on the home page is a corker:
Welcome to Creative Direct Marketing Group…
where you’ll learn how to increase your profits
It's not a headline you'll find on a branding agency's site. The corresponding headline would be:
We'll win obscure awards, make you look good, and your image will be global. And the lunches...you'll never forget those!
Again. What do you really want? Do you want to look good? Or increase your profits?
From the Creative Direct Marketing Group Site...actual results in their case studies area.
The results “blew away” the client’s expectations, with the first newsletter alone exceeding projections by over 350%. Each subsequent newsletter launch also exceeded or met expectations, and each has been a success for the TheStreet.com. Note: to view these newsletters online go to TheStreet.com and look for “featured products.”
Their site is packed full of direct response copy--and it's not obnoxious.
If image and brand awarness are all that matters, then DON'T hire me. But if response matters, then I can help. Click here for actual results. And, as you can see, I can tone down the copy so it resonates comfortably with the reader.
Let's go through some direct response fundamentals...argue with any of these as you like...
- It's about the reader, not the company.
- Benefits not features.
- The reader is asking, "what's in it for me?" I'm going to answer that question all day.
- Irresistible offer.
- Next step.
- Guarantee.
- Attention. Interest. Desire. Action.
And more...
Branding copywriters, like branding agencies, don't want to go anywhere near results. I do. I want to know all about ROI and how I can help to improve it. And you're afraid of an accountable copywriter?
Direct response copy does not have to be obnoxious, unless it needs to be obnoxious in order to SELL the product. Here's an example of a squeeze page converting at a huge rate; it's produced a big number of qualified leads (I can't disclose due to confidentiality). It's not obnoxious. Contact me and I'll be happy to provide the numbers.
There's only one goal with direct response copy: get a result--someone taking the action you want them to take.
Every copywriter should use direct response techniques. Direct response tells the reader to take the next step in the sales process. And that's what advertising is all about. And if you're not trying to generate a response and you're in marketing, then what are you doing?
So, why are you so afraid of direct response copywriters and their techniques?
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So, direct response copy does not have to be obnoxious. Toned down, it can be especially effective--as the numbers demonstrate.
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